This posting is dedicated to all the member of “Lair of Jakarta”
Waktu itu, kebetulan acara kumpul2 bareng sahabat2 di lokasari tidak ada. Akhirnya gue coba untuk jalan ke satu plaza, dimana yang gue tau disitu tempat numpleknya cewek2 cute rating 7,5 keatas berada. Disana gue janjian sama temen2 sma gue. Setelah sampai sana, gue ke kedai kopi terdekat, mesen vanilla latte dan nyari smoking area. Kebetulan dapet tempat agak di tengah dan gak jauh dari gue ada 3 cewek yang tepat untuk dijadikan target sarging hari ini.
Gue duduk di meja gue, ngeliat mereka dan mematuhi “three second rule”. Bahwa pada saat lo spot si target, jangan ambil waktu lebih dari 3 detik untuk mendekati dia. Itu adalah mutlak! Lebih dari itu, you blew it! Unless you can come up with an idea/reason that’ll change her mood when you sarge her.
Jadilah gue jalan kemeja mereka. Kebetulan ada satu kursi kosong dan gue berbicara ke mereka.
“Sudah ada yang duduk disini?” gue bilang ke mereka
“Kita lagi nunggu teman sih” si A menjawab.
“Well, you must be waiting for me. Cos i’m your friend rite?” sambil senyum dan duduk disitu. Gue lanjutkan, “don’t worry, i’ll be out in a jiff. hahahaha… bener kan gue ngebaca pikiran lo?” sambil nyengir dikit dan memandang mereka semua.
Si A dan B tersenyum merekah. Si C (yang merupakan target gue, tersenyum tipis). The sarge is on, gue pindahkan posisi bahu gue sehingga si C ada di samping gue. Mata gue tidak ke dia. Perhatian gue tidak ke dia. Body language gue hendak menyampaikan pesan bahwa, “i’m not interested in you”. Ini IOD.
“so, the reason why i’m here is to ask your opinion about something. Is it okay if i speak in english?” gue ngomong ke mereka. Mudah2an ini DHV 
“yeah sure.” Si B menjawab
“ok. What i’m about to tell you is a true story. It fills my head for 3 whole days. So i’m here to settle everything til it’s clear. Are you ready?”
“shoot” si A ngejawab. (notice si C masih diam. Lihat perubahannya nanti. You will be amazed!)
“ok, here we go. I had a friend that’ll come over in a few minutes. He’s in love with a girl. But unfortunatelly, the girl is engaged. She lied to him about her status. To solve this problem is just by telling the truth right? (A dan B ngangguk2. si C tetap diam) But, again, this is when the real problem came to surface. Her fiance, is his best friend. My best friend too. let’s call the fiance, John. The guy whose in love is Harry and the girl is Siska. Why Harry doesn’t know about John and Siska’s engagement? Because, Harry is the one who first spotted and knew Siska. And John is just a friend. But as time goes by, she fell in love with John and John felt the love too. i’ve known this for too long. And this is when the secret should be kracked open. So, i asked your opinion. Whose fault is this? And how do you girls solved this?”
“wow, this is hard. I assumed you’re confused how to deal with this, because John’s spontanious combustion character right?” si A ngejawab.
Gue jawab, “yes, you’re absolutely right. Go on.”
Si A ngelanjutin, “bla bla bla bla…”
Si B nimpalin, “bla bla bla bla…”
Pas di tengah si B ngomong, si C tiba2 nyeletuk, “This isn’t anyone’s fault. But everyone isn’t doing anything right either.”
Gue ngerespon, “Whoooaaa, hold it right there missy. Can’t you see you’re friend is talking here? Give her a chance to finish her opinion please. Gee… is she always like this?”
Temen2nya nyengir2 dan gue kembali konsen ke si B. Setelah si B selesai, gue ke si C. “Okay, now it’s your turn”
Dia jawab, “i already said what i need to say. I’m done”
Gue jawab, “well, you only give your opinion. You haven’t give me the answer how to solve this.”
Dia jawab, “simple. The truth. There’s no other way.”
Gue jawab, “Hmmm… the way you interupt your friend sentence, i actually think that you might say something smart and helpfull about this matter. But it’s okay. Maybe you’re not capable for hadling this case anyway.”
Gue diem sebentar dan bilang “Ok, thanks for everything. It’s been wonderful talking to you. I’m going back to my table ok?”
Si C dengan wajah agak datar merespon, “Why leaving now? Our friend haven’t arrived yet. Your friends is nowhere i can see.” GOTCHA! IOI…!!! dia cuma ngejaga image aja dengan memasang wajah cool. That’s definitelly an IOI…!
Gue yang sudah setengah berdiri, duduk lagi, “Ok then. If you insist. The two of you” gue nunjuk A dan B. “Wanna play a game?”
Si B ngejawab, “What kind of game?”
Gue jawab, “I’m calling this THE CUBE. Shall we?” mereka ngangguk2, “now, i want the two of you picture a cube. And…”
Pas gue lagi ngomong, si C memotong omongan gue. “You’re not asking me to play this game too?” IOI? Anyone? 
Gue jawab, “this is a game for two. So just sit back, relax and watch. I already setting up a special game for you”
Gue kembali ke A dan B (sampai saat ini gue gak tau nama mereka dan mereka gak tau nama gue), “Imagine a cube. Imagine the size, the color, is it see through or solid, are you done?” mereka ngangguk, gue lanjutin, “Imagine a ladder. Where is it? Are you done?” mereka ngangguk lagi. “Okay tell me the result.”
Si A ngejawab pertanyaan gue dan dari jawaban itu, gue bacain kepribadiannya. Dan dia terbengong2 saat mendengar apa yang gue katakan.
“Is it correct?” gue tanya.
Dia jawab, “HELL YEAH! How did you do that?”
Gue cuekin dan lanjut ke B, “so, how about your cube?”
Dia jawab, dan gue berikat analisa juga mengenai kepribadiannya. Dia juga terbengong dan tertawa riang.
Si B bilang, “Gila lo! Kok bisa sih?”
Gue senyum dan beralih ke si C, “Gue gak perlu main the cube sama lo. I can read you like an open book” Lalu gue baca semua personality dia. Dari A sampai Z. Dia dengan hebatnya tetap menjaga wajahnya minim ekspresi. Tapi kakinya bergoyang2. Gue terus membacakan kepribadiannya secara detail. Setelah selesai, sebelum dia berkomentar, gue lanjutkan, “I’d like you to play another game with me. It’s THE TRUTH. Give me your hands.”
Tanpa kata2, dia berikan tangannya dan mempersilahkan gue menggenggamnya (Kino! IOI!). Gue jelaskan ke dia tentang energi. Tentang ide permainan THE TRUTH itu sendiri. Dan gue mulai permainannya. Pertanyaan demi pertanyaan gue lontarkan dan dia harus menjawab tanpa berpikir.
3 pertanyaan terakhir dia jawab dengan jawaban yang sangat mengagetkan.
Gue: Believe in love at the first sight?
Dia: No
Gue: Are you in a relationship right now?
Dia: Yes
Gue: Do you want to exchance your current BF with me?
Dia: Yes
Gue: Thank you
IOI… Again…
Gue lepaskan genggaman tangan gue, si C memandang gue dengan tidak percaya sambil sesekali memandang dengan khawatir ke teman2nya. Gue memandang mereka semua dan bertanya, “well, seru ya. Kebetulan, gue ada acara dengan teman2 gue beberapa hari ke depan. Gue pengen banget kalian datang dan dia (gue menunjuk ke si C) datang sebagai pasangan gue. Setuju kan? (mereka cuma senyum) Ok kalau begitu, nanti kita contact2an lagi ya.”
Gue senyum lagi sambil memandang ke mereka bertiga, beberapa detik telah lewat sampai si C berkata ke gue, “Gue kan gak punya nomer hp lo?”
Gue jawab, “wah, kalau mau minta no hp gue sih boleh aja. Tinggal minta kok. Hehehehe… But this time, let me save your number ya.”
Gue ambil hp gue, gue kasi ke dia dan dia ngesave nomernya. Sambil nunggu, gue kenalan dengan teman2nya, si A namanya Winda, si B namanya Dewi dan si C gue tau dari contact di HP gue, namanya adalah Mira.
One of my best FMAC (Find, Meet, Attract, Close)
